Happy Christmas and new year Funny wishes for facebook

Happy Christmas and happy new year to all of you. Get these happy Christmas and new year Funny wishes and quotes for Facebook to share with your friends and family. This year has gone and next year (the year 2017) is in its way. It has so many happiness all around for you.
The difficulties that you confront in the New Year ought to excite you and move you to experiment with new arrangements and do new things. If you so covet, the greater part of the new things that you will confront in the year ahead will push you higher than ever of achievement and accomplishment, and given that why not welcome them happily?

The sentiment disappointment is one that ‘s hard to manage, and you may feel like your reality is falling around you when the majority you had always wanted coming disintegrating down. Be that as it may, the mental, passionate and physical muscles that you create while defeating difficulties will have the capacity to handle a larger number of disappointments and troubles than you fear. Every year you become more grounded and more astute, and subsequently, you can manage issues all the more adequately.

Happy Christmas and new year Funny wishes

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!

I hope you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone correctly this New Year.

I want your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.

I hope the God spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!

I would like you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on the head this year.

I ‘d like you to find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!

I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!

I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!

I hope you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.

I hope the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!

I hope your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends!

I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.

I want your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!

I would like you do not rush to the kitchen in the middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!

I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.

I sincerely would like you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.

I hope you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!

I hope your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise!

The New Year is loaded with amazements for you, so why not treat it like the astounding new thing that it truly is? Why not approach the New Year with the wide-looked at the foresight of a youngster opening his birthday presents? On the off chance that you will fall flat and learn and develop you will find that it contains the majority of the great things you suspect from a present. Get these amazing, funny quotes and wishes for happy new and Christmas grand day.