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The best funny good morning

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You don’t have to put yourself in a specific setting to send a nice SMS to say good morning. To be more original and offer more emotions to the recipients of your morning message, be funny and creative! A funny good morning SMS is what you need to meet expectations and even better than that.

 The morning is wiser than the evening, so in the morning I don’t feel like getting to work. 

 

Have a nice day!

 

 Your joy of a clear, sunny morning will be incomplete if you suddenly realize that it’s Monday. Have a nice day anyway!

 Have you ordered a gentle awakening? Then please sign. Delivery service.

 Hello, my dear, I’m already up, but not you yet!

 Hold on like a bath towel, which is impossible to tear! Stay as strong during this day.

 Today I will come to you, undress you to the point, and spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It’s so nice to be with you, my favorite bed. Have a nice day, mouse!

 I could never bring a woman home. First, because of the parents, then because of the woman… Have a nice day!

 Weather in brief: brrr! Have a nice day!

 How to conquer a woman? Take care of her, care for her, love her, compliment her, respect her. How to conquer a man? Take off your clothes and pour a bottle of beer! Have a nice day!

 Don’t turn into Pinocchio, don’t stick your nose in the wrong place. Have a great day!

 He who gets his ass up in the morning, will have everything he wants after a while! Have a nice day.

 Don’t steal from others! The state will not tolerate competition! Have a nice day with a big smile.

 I only believe in the sincere smile of children, unfortunately, on this subject, my trust in people ends… But have faith in this day!

 A true film buff is firmly convinced that “The Lord of the Rings,” “Fight Club,” and “War and Peace” are films about which books were later written.

 Woke up in the morning and felt like you overslept? Get some extra sleep to feel confident. Have a great day then!

 There are only two things that are hard to get rid of: this desire to kill…and corpses.

 Every woman needs a man who will ruin her lipstick, but not her mascara.

 Sometimes, for a man to act, another man is needed.

 They say it’s hard to bear if you stare at the sun for a long time. But it’s even harder to stare at your favorite lips without being allowed to kiss them.

 My heart is not for show and is not for sale. To possess it, one must try.

 The ability to dance gives you the greatest freedom: to fully express yourself to the fullest extent as you are.

 I don’t love you less, I just decided that I needed to value myself more.

 Willpower is what makes you win when reason says you are defeated. Don’t give up! Have a nice day.

 He who does not understand your silence will not understand your words.

 

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