As always, a birthday quote with humor is the best option to cheer people up after a hard week or day at work.
You can send these quotes to anyone, but you’ll have to be careful that the person understands your jokes:
The surest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it at least once. Happy birthday!
You always feel a strange feeling on your birthday, even if you don’t attach any importance to it. Happy birthday!
Birthday is when every year, on the same day, a person remembers being able to light a fire, and blow it out. Happy birthday!
People want to celebrate the fact that you appeared in this world. Happy birthday!
At first you wonder how fast the day goes by, then you realize it wasn’t a day, but a lifetime.
I can’t stand birthdays… For me, it’s an evolution. I don’t celebrate the past. I prefer the present and the future.
Birthday Quotes
You’re an adult when the best way to celebrate your birthday is to not remember it.
Birthdays are very useful. According to statistics, the more a person has, the longer he lives.
My first birthday was celebrated without me, but I got revenge for it every year after that.
And for my birthday, give me a big set of colored pencils – I will paint my life.
The hardest part is looking at the birthday card , reading its contents and noticing that there is no money in it.
The tactful thing is to wake up the guests and tell them that the birthday party already ended two days ago.
I’m an adult! Now I can do everything my mother forbade me to do! First, I licked the swing in the cold and put my fingers in the socket.
Birthday is an extraordinary celebration. During the day, you can experience a whole range of feelings: sadness before the guests arrive, unbridled joy during the celebration with the guests and devastation after they leave!
I wonder if it is a crime to force the person to listen to birthday wishes and accept gifts?
I love it when some guests say the following phrase: “Stay as wonderful, sweet, smiling, beautiful and as awesome as we know you to be.” But no, I want to be better than that!
I don’t celebrate birthdays. I think it’s a waste of time. Every day is a birthday. You wake up in the morning, everything is fresh and new, and most importantly, this new day brings you something important.
Only on your birthday will you know how many useless things there are in the world.
A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday, but never misses an opportunity to remind you of your age.
